Upcoming Shows - August 20, 2008
We're On Facebook Now - August 6, 2008
After hearing about this crazy social networking website that is apparently "taking over the world", we decided reach for the stars and make a page of our own.
Customer Appreciation Day Sales Pitch - July 28, 2008
This is the message that we're going to send every radio station, magazine, newspaper, and porno website... in the world. It might work, but it will also alienate the losers - which is the plan.
"Lexington and Whatevski are not media friendly. Maybe they’d make it out of Alberta for once in their pathetic lives if they stopped kicking raps about Munchausen Biproxy and dipping their dicks in your drink. But we know that already, so here’s the bad news: “Customer Appreciation Day”, a full-length free-download on Hand’Solo Records. This album is the product of three greasy years spent bastardizing the art of hip hop and shotgunning Clear Creek Ice. Maybe all the dope features will make up for their utter lack of taste; the actual, for-sale album that they’re trying to promote is called “Preggers Can’t Be Choosers”. What the fuck is that?!
Lex and Evski are two lyrical rappers that blur the boundary between art and entertainment. Every single word that they utter is laboured over. And every single word is delivered with the ferocity of a tuberculosis induced coughing fit. Stylistically, they have a rough edge with a smooth and nourishing interior – kind of like a Lindmann’s Chocolate, but dipped in a homeless man’s sweat. Though “Customer Appreciation Day” is a compilation of album worthy songs, for some reason or other, these tracks did not make the final cut for Lex and Evski’s upcoming full-length, “Preggers Can’t be Choosers”. But if “CAD” is this good, imagine how bomb “Preggers” will be. Now imagine your wife having sex with your best friend. Have a nice day!
(Visit
www.lexingtonwhatevski.com to get a taste of what it’s like to be 46 and president of the Lindsay Lohan fan-club. )"
